orangewave:

sagethenate:

orangewave:

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

(via splitmypersonality)

misterchekov:

reblog if your dick is longer than your arm

(Source: gotbucky, via pizza)

raging-woodcock:

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

Girl look at that body,

We should probably call the police who knows how long it’s been in the river.

(via nottheartdebate)