step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
I don’t think me 10 years ago would understand how I became this person. I’d like to say that they wouldn’t recognise me, but I’m virtually the same just bumpier and taller. Mentally, I’d be unrecognisable. Is this natural or am I really that different now?
I swear water makes me bloated…
The awkward moment when you go to a gig on your own. I’ll be twenty then. I’ll be a big girl. And it’s in York. I should be safe if I stay away from the poisonous vodka.
Ahhhh, just noticed the Saturday date in York! Anyone want to come with me, my boyfriend is staying under his musical rock. I’ve talked a million times about BFL and he even bought me his album and I’ve played him BJF tracks and he still denies ever hearing Benjamin Francis Leftwich #lostcause. Yeah, anyone in Yorkshire, or anywhere with travel that wants to come see BFL on the 27th...
Do I buy Benjamin Francis Leftwich tickets for the...
I’ll have been back at uni for 3 weeks. But I’d have to go back to Leeds for this because he isn’t playing any Aber date :(
Although most boys figure out how to bring themselves to orgasm by age thirteen,...– Dorian Solot, I Love Female Orgasm: An Extraordinary Orgasm Guide. (via feministhistorian) - Oh, this this this. (via debaucherie) Please can we just teach women how to be happy, proud, and secure with their bodies and sexuality? (via notscaredjustchanging) I cannot believe my post has gotten...
The hunt for a Silgilyph begins again.
Last night I got drunk on champagne then I had really great sex. Perfection.
When my next doctor’s appointment comes around I’m going to have a really weird request to remove a single millia. The rest can sty but I just want them to remove one. I swear it’s getting bigger and I’m concerned.