girl: i'm so wet
boy: how wet
girl: my body is approximately 70% water
I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way. Oh my dear, I can’t be...– Vita Sackville West, from a letter to Virginia Woolf dated 21 January 1926. (via loveyourchaos)
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the...
princessesandalcohol: sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable every damn day.
virginsucide: it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...– Gwen Sharp in Policing Mascuility in Slim Jim’s “Spice Loss” Ads (via biraciallyinsensitive) Boom. (via mehreenkasana)
saras-vati replied to your post: Dad and I made curry. My racist brother comes… oh no. Very on no. I don’t know how I’ve survived.
Dad and I made curry. My racist brother comes downstairs and demands to know what it is. “Curry” we say, he replies “It looks like vomit.” Nevertheless he goes upstairs and eats it. I say to my dad “If his vomit looks like that, he should really consider visiting the hospital”. Anyway, my racist brother says “It was okay. I liked it with the bread.”,...
I think my boyfriend has sex dreams about Samus. I am indeed concerned.
I just want you all to know that my ass looks fab in my new pants and new jeans.