August 2012
girl: i'm so wet
boy: how wet
girl: my body is approximately 70% water
“I just miss you, in a quite simple desperate human way. Oh my dear, I can’t be...”
– Vita Sackville West, from a letter to Virginia Woolf dated 21 January 1926. (via loveyourchaos)
That awkward moment when you take a shower in the...
princessesandalcohol:
sodamnrelatable:
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every damn day.
virginsucide:
it’s kinda funny how when you get older you start to enjoy the things you hated as a kid like taking naps and getting spanked
“Femininity is depicted as weakness, the sapping of strength, yet masculinity is...”
– Gwen Sharp in Policing Mascuility in Slim Jim’s “Spice Loss” Ads (via biraciallyinsensitive)
Boom.
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saras-vati replied to your post: Dad and I made curry. My racist brother comes…
oh no.
Very on no. I don’t know how I’ve survived.
Dad and I made curry. My racist brother comes downstairs and demands to know what it is. “Curry” we say, he replies “It looks like vomit.” Nevertheless he goes upstairs and eats it. I say to my dad “If his vomit looks like that, he should really consider visiting the hospital”. Anyway, my racist brother says “It was okay. I liked it with the bread.”,...
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I think my boyfriend has sex dreams about Samus.
I am indeed concerned.
I just want you all to know that my ass looks fab in my new pants and new jeans.
