I’m considering getting my navel pierced. Any advice/suggestions/warnings?

the end of the inside bit of my nose stud keeps drooping out of my nostril.

Anybody know how I can stop that happening at all?

Tumblr, can you name something I can get pierced?

And this is might be a really stupid question but why can’t I find any classy nipple bars/rings?

Any websites where I can buy a decent one?

I’ve decided I don’t want to dye my hair any more. Or have dreds. Or piercings (even though I promised).

It all seems too mainstream now.  Sorry to offend all you hipsters. Just keepin’ it large for the boring posse.

I’ll keep it cool with my huge mop and my map cap fashion sense. I still want to shock and appal my grandmother and aunt though. How do I do that?